So it's my first blog. In honor of that I thought I might share a funny, funny email I received today. A friend took an article from the London Evening Standard and added his own thoughts....I must say I laughed fairly hard. FYI...the study done are given first and then his additional thoughts follow the **.
This is what I see as a "normal" day in the life. It is great for the people who go to bed at 9:30 every night and can wake up to have a little bit of fun, but not all of us work this way. Yes I am very busy today, but I had to edit this a little bit for those of us who drink.
SOURCE: LNDON EVENING STNDARD - 29MARCH1999
2:30 to 3pm - Long-term memory at its best. Brain power takes a second hit at lunch.
**2:30 to 3 - (For one who drinks) Long-tem memory helps you recall that you actually graduated from college, and you realize that the job you have sucks. You become as frustrated as you are tired. This is the best time to get some caffeine.
4 to 6 pm - Best time to exercise - reaction time and hand/eye coordination at its best. Muscle temperature and other physical parameters reach a peak in late afternoon so your body is ready to exercise. Most Olympic records are broken in the late afternoon - very few are set before noon.
**4 to 6pm - (For one who drinks) Best time to socialize and walk around the office - reaction time and hand/eye coordination is at its best, perfect for the finger gun / smile and wink combo as you walk past the cute girls cube. Most sober flirting is done at this time.
7 to 9 pm - Stress hormone cortisol plummet, brain begins to produce melatonin. Drop pressure drops. Best time for socialization.
**7 to 9 pm - (For one who drinks) This is the best time to really start putting them down. Bars are still in the middle of their happy hour specials and everyone is there. Hormones in the brain start to make you think you are better looking than you actually are.
10 to 11 pm - Another surge of sleep hormones (melatonin) are released, peaking at midnight. Heat rate, body temperature, stress hormones falls.
**10 to 11 pm - (For one who drinks) Your drunk, heart rate and body temperature fall. Another surge of Hormones mixed with the alcohol start to effect your eyesight and judgement. You realize that the girl you were flirting with at work has left long ago. This is the best time to finally break the ice with an unattractive girl.
7 - Best time to have sex. Body produces a surge of sex hormones and a rush of adrenaline. Men's testosterone levels have risen during sleep and reach a peak now.
**7:00 (For one who drinks) Best time to regret having sex. Body produces a huge feeling of confusion, bewilderment and disgust when you open your crusted over eyes in shock and you see the appalling sight or what initially looks like a hyena with a skin condition. Only after you see the two paper bags on the floor do you realize that it is the "not so attractive" girl from the bar
7:30 to 9 - Best time to go to dentist - body releases a greater quantity of natural pain-killers, endorphins through the night.
**7:30 to 9 - (For one who drinks) Best time to vomit - the body stores a greater amount of undigested liquor. As this alcohol makes it's way back up your esophagus it gets absorbed into the blood, making a natural pain-killer. If you had burritos the night before, rotate 180 degrees and repeat.
8 to 8:30 - Gentle stretching to ease into day.
**8 to 8:30 - (For one who drinks) Gripping your head with all of you strength in the hopes that last night was just a bad dream.
8:30 to 9 - Metabolism works overtime first thing in the morning - best time to eat.
**8:30 to 9 - (For one who drinks) Your entire Metabolism has shut down.
There is no point in eating. Tell the ugly girl to leave and go back to bed.
9:30 to 11:30 - Brain power and short-term memory at its best before noon - best time for mind-intensive activity.
**9:30 to 11:30 - As you lie there drifting our of consciousness with flu like symptoms, your brain power and memories of the night before are the best they will ever be. You start to remember some of the things you did the night before and make a list of people to apologize to.
2 pm - Best time for a cat-nap - and time for reflection....
**2 pm - (For one who drinks) Best time to order a Pizza, and fall asleep on the couch. A couple of hours and do it all again.